Funeral For A Friend
Little Tim was in the garden filling a hole when his neighbor peered over the
fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely
asked,
"What are you up to there, Tim?"
"My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just
buried him."
The neighbor said, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it Tim?"
Tim patted down the last heap of earth, and then replied, "That's because
he's still inside your stupid cat."
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