An American, Italian and a Frenchman are about to be executed and they are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.
The Italian responds, Pepperoni Pizza, which he is served and then executed.
The Frenchman requests a Filet Mignon, which he is served and then executed.
The American requests a plate of strawberries. "STRWBERRIES???" "Yes, Strawberries." "I'm so sorry¡¦ but they are out of season!" "So, I'll wait¡¦" |